28 Funny Twitter Bios to Brighten Your Day

Perhaps one of the most challenging parts of making an impact on social media is coming up with something profound in 140 characters. Thatas right; Iam talking about the tweet .

A tweet is short, sweet, and to the point. And crafting one often leaves us gazing blankly at that little blinking cursor, hoping for a way to rephrase the tweet to let up some characters for an image, a link, or that ever-essential hashtag.

Unsurprisingly, a Twitter bio is equally challenging. You mean to tell me that I have 160 characters( thanks for the extra 20 ?) to explain to the Twittersphere who I am, what I do, and why my Twitter is worth following?

It might not seem like a big deal, but maintain this in intellect: Your bio is one the main things people use to decide whether or not to follow you on Twitter — so what you write in your Twitter bio needs to count.

Today, weare taking a moment to highlight some of the most amusing and entertaining bios we could find. Weave scoured far and wide and am proud to present to you with 28 of the funniest bios — from real people, beloved brands, and fictitious characters that pepper the Twittersphere.

28 of the Funniest Twitter Bios We Could Find

1) @TheMikeTrainor

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Why weare amused:

Comedian and novelist Mike Trainor induces my inner seven-year-old want to ask him to pull my thumb. Also, imagining Mr. Trainor telling, aHe who smelt it, a while appearing as dapper as he does in his profile scene is a little slice of added amusement. Plus, we can’t help but love this bio’s self-deprecation, in its allusion to the fact that one of his demonstrates is “still airing somehow.”

2) @UberFacts

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Why weare amused:

UberFacts fills our brains with apparently unnecessary information all day, every day. Though with the rise of popularity in bar-hosted trivia nights and games like Trivia Crack, I wouldnat tell weall never need to know things like this 😛 TAGEND

3) @NelsonFranklin

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Why weare amused:

I[ verb describing feelings of having a strong liking for] this. American actor Nelson Franklin get us. Weave ensure enough aActor/ Entertainer/ Jazz Pianista Twitter bios — seriously.

Franklin took it upon himself to create a bio that not only asks his followers to test out their imaginations, but one which will also withstand the test of time. I entail , no matter what Nelson Franklin becomes in life, aNoun/ noun/ nouna is likely to be pretty accurate.

4) @mikeindustries

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Why weare amused:

Mike Davidson, former VP of Design at Twitter, is a connoisseur of sorts — and while he has an impressive background, we do enjoy his present credential of, “Currently chillin’.”

We also canat help but wonder: Does the Twitter bio 160 character restriction have to do with the aesthetics of a Twitter pageas design? Is Mike Davidson to blame?

5) @JamieAmacher

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Why weare amused:

Some people aim to save neglected pets. Jamie Amacher aims to save forgotten houseplants. Buffalo, NY resident( and coworker of mine at Mainstreethost ), Amacher knows the importance of keeping plants alive indoors — especially since, here in the Northeast U.S ., we donat to have seen much plant life outside during winter.

I must say, itas a noble act; sacrificing a Twitter bio front-loaded with accomplishments. for the sake of our forgetful nature and thirsty houseplants.

6) @sixthformpoet

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Why weare amused:

Like a homeless individual asking me for brew fund, I can respect this. The mysterious Sixth Form Poet is an writer( as she or he is quick to remind us) of the book The Sixth Form Poet , and offers up this Twitter handle on the bookas covering as authorship. The Sixth Form Poet has attracted 143 k fans to date, which is fitting, considering this 2013 tweet 😛 TAGEND

7) @Lord_Voldemort7

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Why weare amused:

Harry Potter fans, exult — or cower in fear. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has a Twitter, and he’s not afraid to share his truth — in the form of a clever utilize of Christina Perri lyrics.

8) @shelbyfero

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Why weare amused:

As we mentioned above, we always appreciate a little bit of tasteful self-deprecating humor, and Shelby Fero dedicates us just that in her Twitter bio. Though, according to HiTFiX ( and her impressive Twitter following of 122k ), it seems that people are crazy about her — at the very least, on Twitter. And, if youare curious about her run, sheas also conveniently included a link to Google search her instead of providing a website.

9) @KevinSpacey

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Why weare amused:

Huh. Well, whoever he is, we wish him the best of luck on his creative endeavor.

10) @sweetestsara

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Why weare amused:

Sara Rubin is a video producer at BuzzFeed. You can thank her in part for many of the fantastic BuzzFeed videos you ensure circulating around social media and love are preoccupied with. If youave insured any of the videos in which sheas, you know sheas an overall lovable and whimsical character — not to mention, hilariously awkward and anxious, like a good handful of us.

Her Twitter bio is just as imaginative and adds a touch of fantasy that I believe offer a welcomed breather from some of the more serious Twitter bios out there.

11) @JohnCleese

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Why weare amused:

John Cleese is an English novelist, actor and tall person( according to his website ). As he is also a comedian, weare allowed to find it unbelievably humorous that he mentions in his Twitter bio that heas still alive, contrary to rumor. Plus, he’s doing “the silly walk” in his app, and we invite you to see for yourself just how silly it is. ( Monty Python fans, exult .)

12& 13) @arnettwill& @batemanjason

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Why weare amused:

First off, itas clear to me that BFF Twitter bios are the BFF necklace of 2017. Actors Will Arnett and Jason Bateman wear their BFF-dom proud for all of the Twitterland to see — but it’s not the first time theyave taken their affinity for one another to the public eye. In 2013, the latter are considered strolling down the street on a sunny afternoon in 2013 while having some fun with the nearby paparazzi 😛 TAGEND

14& 15) @AlisonLeiby& @alyssawolff

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Why weare amused:

In a similar way, writers Alison Leiby and Alyssa Wolff have obviously made a BFF pact to dedicate their Twitter bios to one another. Again — we approve.

16) @Lesdoggg

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Why weare amused:

What do we love about comedian Leslie Jones’ Twitter bio? It’s simple and to the point. Plus, we can’t assist but snicker at the humor in its simplicity — she lets us know about her line of work, without any jokes. That’s okay; fortunately, her on-screen run and actual tweets offer plenty of hilarious fodder.

17) @shondarhimes

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Why weare amused:

For many of us, Shonda Rhimes is a legend — and our Thursday night would be so much less interesting without her. She’s the writer behind such reach shows as “Grey’s Anatomy” and “Scandal, ” and yes: People love to tweet their plotline sentiments to her. She stops that madness with a concise, funny quip in her bio: “It’s not real, okay? ” Yes, Ms. Rhimes.

18) @aparnapkin

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Why weare amused:

Comedian Aparna Nancherlaas Twitter handle (@ aparnapkin) is seemingly a play on her name, which is silly enough. Based on her bio Iad be willing to guess that her Twitter feed is equally as amusing.

That assumption is backed up by TIME, as her feed was named one of The 140 Best Twitter Feeds of 2014. Out of about 328 million monthly active users on Twitter, that ainat too shabby – sheas definitely considered a comedian in this culture, if I had to guess.

19) @notzuckerberg

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Why weare amused:

In case you havenat already guessed, this is NOT Mark Zuckerberg. But that doesnat stop @notzuckerberg( a.k.a ., Twitter user @ afterthatsummer) from tweeting as if( s) he were the aZuck.a

The fake Mark Zuckerberg is pretty funny, as proven by his Twitter bio and tweets like this 😛 TAGEND

TouchA( c ), fake Zuck. TouchA( c ).

20) @AnnaKendrick47

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Why weare amused:

Weave always been rather amused by Anna Kendrickas self-deprecating humor in general. Take, for example, this pinned tweet 😛 TAGEND

Plus, we love the locating she listed.( Same here, Ms. Kendrick .)

21) @FirstWorldPains

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This account pokings fun at afirst world problems, a where people complaints about things that really donat matter in the grand scheme of things: cold French fries, getting the wrong coffee, a cell phone dying, or — as @FirstWorldPains mentions in its bio — the utterly terrible moment when you really, genuinely want to write a good online bio, but canat think of anything. #worstdayofmylife

22) @Charmin

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Why weare amused:

Charmin, as we know, sells toilet paper. Weare all adults here, and we all know what it’s used for. Charminas Twitter bio is entertaining because, considering its industry, the brand gets the awkwardness out of the way immediately, letting us all know that, hey, quality toilet paper is a good thing … and a good bathroom trip-up — or, “the go, ” as it’s called here — should be enjoyed.

Plus, who doesn’t enjoy a good, TP-related riddle?

23) @ComedyCentral

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Why weare amused:

Because we ensure what you did there, Comedy Central. Also, this 😛 TAGEND

For some of us, cheese is always the answer , no matter what the problem.

24) @YourAwayMessage

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Why weare amused:

Are we the only ones who recollect the days of AOL Instant Messenger, a.k.a ., AIM? Think back, if you can, to a time before Slack, Twitter, and even Facebook — and maybe, merely maybe, it’ll all come back to you.

If looking at this bio( and its accompanying profile image) gives you an overwhelming feeling of nostalgia, then you already know why itas amusing. Remember AIM profiles? And sub-profiles? And away messages? Or the sound of that creaky doorway opening when your ~* crush *~ signed on?

Also, the location being athe dena is on point. If this doesnat hit home for you, view this BuzzFeed article, or move on to the next!

25) @TheEllenShow

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Why weare amused:

Ellen DeGeneres entertains us on social media, television, real life, etc. Sheas just plain amusing. So it should come as no surprise that her actual bio on Twitter is pretty darn amusing. According to her bio, she has a second job as an ice road trucker — hmm — and her tweets are both real, and spectacular. Well, sheas not lying about her tweets. After all, see below. So, what does that tell us about her second job? We buy it.

26) @tomhanks

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Why weare amused:

Fame didnat get to Tom Hanksa head. Heas a normal person, just like you and I, having issues such as fluctuating weight. Sometimes, he gains people’s approval — and other hours , not so much. To that, we say, “Tweet on, Tom.”

27) @FranksRedHot

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Why weare amused:

If youare as big a fan of Frankas RedHot as we are, then you know how easy it to actually but that — ahem –[ stuff] on everything. Of course, as marketers, we agree that the brand might as well set it on Twitter, too.

28) @popchips

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Why weare amused:

We wish eating popchips was in our job descriptions — since, when theyare around, we are genuinely eat them like it’s part of our collective responsibilities.

Find Your Twitter Humor

It’s true — exercising humor while also tweeting as a responsible business is often a fine line to walking. But as these instances demonstrate, it’s possible to be both self-deprecating and funny on social media, as long as it aligns with your brand.

And, as always, we’ll continue bringing you the latest news and tactics in subduing social media.

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